"well SOME cops are good"
what the fuck is “”“young money”“”
I was dating a guy who was like 30 or smthg and he was coming over with his kid so I could meet him but I wanted to be with my guy so my grandma leaves with the kid upstairs and we stay in the kitchen cooking and flirting when he gets a texts and frowns, types a short answer and keeps talking but he keeps getting messages and then he goes pale and says he’s got shit to do for work and he wants to leave with his kid but I insist that I can take the kid home so he gets to work fast so my guy hurries out and leaves his phone
i went to check it and he’s got like 10 texts from his son saying that they need to get out because my grandma and I are aliens or witches and there was blood on the stairs and a girl saying gibberish in front of a wall
so I follow the guy who’s barely outside anD PUT A BAG OVER HIS FACE AND DRAG HIM INSIDE WHERE I KNOCK HIM UNCONSCIOUS
THEN I DRAG HIM UPSTAIRS WHERE MY GRANDMA HAS DROWNED THE KID AND IS GETTING HIM READY FOR THE RITUAL MY FRIEND HAS ALREADY STARTED AND I CALL MY SISTER SO SHE DISAPPEARS PHONE CALLS, TEXTS AND CAMERA FOOTAGE
AND MY GRANDMA TIES THE GUY UP AND POURS GASOLINE OVER HIM SO HE WAKES UP
AND MY GRANDMA IS TELLING HIM HE’S STUPID AND GONNA DIE IN VANE, THAT AT LEAST HIS CHILD HAS PURPOSE
AND WE BURN HIM
I just read this and realized I never stated tHIS WAS A DREAM O MY GOD I’D NEVER BURN SOMEONE ALIVE
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
isnt that from spongebob..