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lachowskii

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September 18, 2014
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stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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September 18, 2014
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September 18, 2014
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September 18, 2014
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cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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September 18, 2014
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gallifreyancompanion:

gallifreyancompanion:

I was dating a guy who was like 30 or smthg and he was coming over with his kid so I could meet him but I wanted to be with my guy so my grandma leaves with the kid upstairs and we stay in the kitchen cooking and flirting when he gets a texts and frowns, types a short answer and keeps talking but he keeps getting messages and then he goes pale and says he’s got shit to do for work and he wants to leave with his kid but I insist that I can take the kid home so he gets to work fast so my guy hurries out and leaves his phone

i went to check it and he’s got like 10 texts from his son saying that they need to get out because my grandma and I are aliens or witches and there was blood on the stairs and a girl saying gibberish in front of a wall

so I follow the guy who’s barely outside anD PUT A BAG OVER HIS FACE AND DRAG HIM INSIDE WHERE I KNOCK HIM UNCONSCIOUS

THEN I DRAG HIM UPSTAIRS WHERE MY GRANDMA HAS DROWNED THE KID AND IS GETTING HIM READY FOR THE RITUAL MY FRIEND HAS ALREADY STARTED AND I CALL MY SISTER SO SHE DISAPPEARS PHONE CALLS, TEXTS AND CAMERA FOOTAGE

AND MY GRANDMA TIES THE GUY UP AND POURS GASOLINE OVER HIM SO HE WAKES UP

AND MY GRANDMA IS TELLING HIM HE’S STUPID AND GONNA DIE IN VANE, THAT AT LEAST HIS CHILD HAS PURPOSE

AND WE BURN HIM

I just read this and realized I never stated tHIS WAS A DREAM O MY GOD I’D NEVER BURN SOMEONE ALIVE

September 18, 2014
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brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

September 18, 2014
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September 17, 2014
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September 17, 2014
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wighthound:

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

fuck u i don’t do what u tell me

September 17, 2014
1 day ago ✞ 110,205 notesviaoriginreblog